Yesterday at work, we were talking about what super power would we want if we could have any super power in the world. After many silly ideas, we’ve all concluded that shapeshifting is the best super power. It is true, shapeshifting IS the best super power. I don’t needa fly, just shapeshift into a bird. Need more money? Just shapeshift into the manager of whatever store and jack the store’s money lol then leave and shapeshift to something else so they can’t catch you. Shapeshifting is soooo damn good. It was a real fun conversation and it killed a lot of time at work.

If you could have any super power in the world, what would you want?

Young: hmmmm.. i like shape shifting too but i always thought teleporting was good. what about time control?????
-yeah I guess teleporting is pretty good, time control is cool too, I could win the lottery every week. I don’t know man, I think shapeshifting is more fun though.

Fran: hey man i wanna be able to teleport, it saves so much time and its perfect for the lazy
-yeah but think about all the fun you’ll have with shape shifting!

Karen: controlled mind reading
-that’s stupid karen, I wouldn’t wanna be your friend.

Young: get over it dude. shapeshifting is lame. after you become a weasle or whatever ill just go back in time and punch you. k.o. r.i.p.

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